"I'm a lady in the boardroom, a slut in the bedroom," said 50-year-old Chanel Carrera. "Isn't that what men want?" Here, Chanel is a slut in her backyard garden and in the bedroom, which is definitely what we want. We don't know how Chanel makes things grow in the garden, but she definitely can make our cocks grow in the bedroom or anywhere else. Chanel was born in New York City, lives in Boston, Massachusetts and has our favorite marital status: divorced. That's code for horny as fucking hell. She lists one of her hobbies as "going to swingers' parties in which I'm the centerpiece." But she says this is the most exciting thing she's ever done. "Being 50 and still being able to turn men on and have them want to look at my pictures is the most exciting thing I could have ever imagined," she said. "Do you see how wet my pussy is? That's because the whole time, I couldn't stop thinking about all you horny guys at home looking at me while you have your cocks in your hands, stroking them and getting harder." She must be clairvoyant.

Jarrod has a problem. He's been called into the office of his boss's wife, and even though she's a hot, tight-bodied MILF, and even though he's had his eyes on her ever since he started working at the company, he's in trouble. "I hate to have these kinds of conversations, but I had to have you in here," Diamond says. "You're just not producing like you used to. I'm probably going to have to let you go." But Jarrod is going to get one last chance to prove his worth, and it doesn't involve working. It involves eating Diamond's pussy and working it over with his cock. By the time this video is over (and Diamond has cum about 20 times), he has not only earned his place in the company, he's earned his place in Diamond's tight, juicy, pink cunt. Diamond said it's important for you to grip your dick tight while you're jacking to this video "because then you'll know what it feels like to be in my mouth or pussy. I've been told I have the tightest pussy ever, and when I suck cock, I suck extra hard so you can feel the pressure around your dick. So, c'mon! Tighten that grip around your cock and work it hard. Stroke that big thing!" We didn't need to be told, but thanks, Diamond.